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N.Y.C. born and raised.

Action sports enthusiast.

I appreciate the well dressed.
I enjoy humor, politics, food, & travel.
This blog is in no way orbiting one topic.
This maps my thought patterns.
Trends, brief obsessions, admirations.

Enjoy.

tmpgis-headcanons:

THIS IS SO FUCKING PERFECT OMG

amazing.

Ashley. Katchadourian. You were supposed to be watching the door. YOU. WERE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING THE DOOR. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING THE DOOR. ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THESE ARE, ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN? THESE ARE A LITTLE GIRL’S ARMS. A LITTLE GIRL WITH DREAMS, WITH LEGS, WITH A HEAD. SHE’S A PENCIL. SHE’S A SWIZZLE STICK! YOU CAN USE HER AS A POOL NOODLE! AND NOW I’M HOLDING UP HER ARMS! I’M HOLDING THEM BECAUSE YOU DIDN’T WATCH THE DOOR. A GIRL LOST HER ARMS, ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN. A GIRL LOST HER FUCKING ARMS. DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT HAS TRANSPIRED WHILE YOU WERE IN PEARL HARBOR? SEEING A FUCKING JAPANESE MUSEUM? WE HAD OUR OWN PEARL HARBOR HERE TODAY. OH MY GOD. HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO US? YOU LITERALLY BOMBED US! LIKE THE JAPANESE YOU ARE. AND ME. I’M BEN AFFLECK. I’M BEN AFFLECK, AND I’M HOLDING TWO FUCKING GIRL’S ARMS. AND YOU’RE CUBA GOODING JUNIOR, DISAPPOINTING EVERYBODY. LIVE WITH THAT!
Trisha Cappelletti from The Most Popular Girls in School (via aimlessrandomness)
ayyariana:

This is how I say bye to people

ayyariana:

This is how I say bye to people

nateabbott:

A game called DUFF. Timberline, OR. Johnny Decesare of Poor Boyz Productions shooting at Pep Fujas.

nateabbott:

A game called DUFF. Timberline, OR. Johnny Decesare of Poor Boyz Productions shooting at Pep Fujas.

quote this legit every day.

zerie:

shots fired

zerie:

shots fired

A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.
Dave Barry (via timmysenpai)

letmeletmetrashyourlove:

Gus, Jake, and Miska did a shoot with The New York Post 

here